What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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