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i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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