Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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