Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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