I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
