The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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