I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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