He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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