About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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