I want to stick my p in your. b.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Someone came in the potted fern
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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