I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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