i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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