let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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