I'm so fucking centered right now
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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