...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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