That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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