Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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