I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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