He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
