i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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