Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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