On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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