Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
