Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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