I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.