she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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