I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Holy sore nipples Batman
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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