We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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