Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize