When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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