How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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