would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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