Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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