I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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