Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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