The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
If I die, sorry about rent.
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