About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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