did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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