i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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