When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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