Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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