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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
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Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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