Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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