I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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