I have demons in me.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Randomize
