I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
he was CRYING into my vagina
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
