is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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