the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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