everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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