I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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