You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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