I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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