I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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