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your room smells of hookers.
And success
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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